From 15th May 2010: Scores out of 6 again.
Kelis:

Song 2: Sweet Dreams - herself and Jools. Not a patch on Annie
Song 3: Better - she took my advice but a bit "dancish"
SCORE: 3

Crowded House:
Song 1: Good band, not a bad song.
Song 2: Build a wall between us - I love it, won't mark it as it was already a hit. Is it Don't Dream It's Over?
Song 3: New song. A song with a story - a bit slow but I liked it.
SCORE 5
The National:

Song 2: They only know 4 notes. Fecking chancers and they get paid for rubbish!
Song 3: Terrible Love. Terrible song No U2.
SCORE 0
LCD Soundsystem:

Song 2: I Can Change is the song - deluded. He's about 75 - well not that old, very uncool and the song is bollix. Not much music there
Score 1

Tracey Thorn:
Song 1: Another bird and a piano and a string quartet, obligatory it seems. I was fed up but jaysis, morbid. I think it was about getting jilted.
SCORE 1
Pete Molinari:

Song 1: Good sound but the singer is poor. I like the boogie though. Looks like a young Dylan.
SCORE 3
Dear Jools
The show was piss poor.
Yours faithfully,
Disappointed from Coventry